GOP Sales and Marketing Class of ‘25

image I’ll make this a quickie. On Mexico we are doing cruel things to good people based on lies and it’s going to come back.

Besides racism there is a concern foreigners are essentially imported Democrats. Statistically that’s valid. I’m only an expert in few things but sales is one of them, and it’s astounding to be in the audience watching this underhand pitch by a girl that everyone is afraid of, because it’s the easiest sale I’ve ever seen fumbled. We’re deporting millions, spending billions, being cruel, getting people killed, with no real tangible benefit. It’s only reasonable to assume the Republican party will receive political blowback, for decades. And all of it in a sense starts here because this sale sounds too hard:

Here’s the sale: voting republican.

Your target: conservative family oriented 70% Catholics who ban abortion still and are coming for better work opty.

Your competition: The party of gender transitions and anal sex month.

Sounds as hard as closing a turkey club from subway. Whats your strategy? “lots of racist stuff shitposting, midnight raids, splitting their family, flying them to Mexico and depositing onto the street in a dangerous place they’ve never been and have no family or support and could die”

Best of luck on that! Don’t cry voter fraud when the popular vote adds 10 million more people against you in future elections. Hope it was worth it.